This be the crazy test. It's been recommended to me by a friend.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [A go-kart. If you stopped it, the whole thing shut off, so you just had to jump in and out while it was running.]
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.[My friend did it, no jokes.]
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.[I thought, well, the 47th times the charm...]
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. [I knew, but I sang them to make sure.]
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.[ In the middle of Algebra. It was so embarrassing...]

TOTAL: 5

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.[No one believes me that it was an accident, though. D:]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling[In class...]

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [In the middle of rehearsal!]
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [my online logic class is open in another window]
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. [it has a meaning?! D:]
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9

Grand Total: 31

Take your total, and multiply it by 4.

GRAND TOTAL: 136%

[Hmm.]